ruts

Well I have not been on here for awhile. 
Think I know why as well, took me over an hour to get into this bloody account. I love you google but all this google plus stuff is agonizing and for some reason I have 2 accounts and it was so confusing!!! 
BUT I AM BACK!!!

Well we got married. We got a cat. I cut my hair. That is it. That is basically the last 2 years of my life. NOT MUCH HAS HAPPENED! 
That is a wee bit sad hey. 

One of the reasons I wanted to frolic with the dinosaurs again was because I am in a rut. A big yucky rut. I quit my job because I loathed it. But then the next day I freaked and stayed on as a casual. This was nearly two years ago and I am still working there! 
I still do not know what to do with my life. I am THIRTY. I started uni. I was too impatient for uni. I stopped uni. I know nothing but banking. That is just amazingly boring. I mean do I really want that to be the rest of my life? I know that first I am a mother and then a wife and then a banker. A banker really. I worked hard to be a bloody banker? hahaha how crap and embarrassing is that? I mean the perks are great. My work is flexible and easy but something has to give. 
I am bored and I do not know what to do. Should I go back to school? I should I just suck it up and be a banker (ha) for the rest of my life? 
Oh gosh I don't know. I mean I should be happy I have a job right? Whatever. 

All I know is I am need a bit of guidance, some advice but I am 30. With 2 kids. My interests are wine and reading. Can I be paid to read and drink? Would be nice. 

Anyway, may be another two years before I type again. 

Life at the moment. Sort of. More last week and the future...

Since my last post my days have been filled with nonsense and drama and exhaustion.
Ok not really but seriously. James got concussion and we spent the night in hospital. There was a crazy storm and I spent two nights at mum and dads (chicken I am). Will worked 5, 12 hour shifts so we didn't see each other for a week. That was hard.
Even harder than accepting the fact James got concussion while playing connect 4. That kid is hard core.
Other than missing Will ALOT, this week flew.
James got his first certificate at school assembly in front of the whole school! That was amazing. His teacher did not tell me though and I wish I was there to see him but he honestly was not fazed by it at all. He will be in stage 1 at swimming next term and he is only 4. Again this does not faze him at all.
I am getting extremely bored at work and searching my brain with something I can study. When you have people bitching to you about the interest rates - it does not matter that they are lovely and low and people still want to complain about things they have no control over and something that I have absolutely no control over - you think to yourself, why am I serving these jackasses? Tough question.
Anyway in "I gave birth to two of our children and had NO DRUGS with one of them so this is payback" news.....Will is getting a vasectomy in 5 weeks. FIVE WEEKS. Seriously.
He told me he was going to get his mother to come over the next day to look after him. I told him if he did that I would seriously leave him because that would mean he was a total pussy. He said I am mean. His doctor said he could go back to work the next day. She is a woman. She also nearly gave us high fives when we told her we wanted the referral. Doctor Snip Snip said he could have a week off. He is a man....
I am expecting a lot of emotional drama from him when it all happens! Ha!
Till next time....

Wills letter......really fitting with the whole vasectomy / mother theme I think!!

The poor little boof in emergency! The spew bucket was his hat!

Mmmmm

Don't you just love having that awkward moment when your talking about your 4 year old and then you are asked how old you are?!!
People always think I'm 21. People are nosey. What does age have to do with anything?

beard

Did I tell you Will shaved off his beard. Sorry I mean his epic beard. It was lovely. Nice and soft. No yucky sharp whiskers hurting my precious sensitive skin. Then he sneaked off into the bathroom and the shit head got rid of it.
Of course all the old people loved it. Yeah they don't have their skin ripped to shreds all the time. If their skin was, well then that would just be weird hey. One of those old people was his mum. haha! Awkward.
Anyway. The shit head shaves everyday and leaves his feral little tiny hairs in his sink. Oh they are foul. Thankfully our bathroom has double sinks. I still clean it though. Everyday. Yucky little tiny hairs.
Story gets worse. I was working on Saturday and was ID-ing a member who was clean shaven and then on his ID he has this massive epic long bushy beard. I, being the awesome loser I am, asked him if he felt sad when he cut his beard off. Yep. 50 something man and I asked him if he felt sad. Then I proceeded to tell him that Will snuck off and shaved his off and I still can not accept it and felt a little betrayed.
Thankfully Mr Ex-Beardy sympathised with me. Or maybe he just did so he could get his money and leave the weirdo. Weirdo being me.

My first post recap

Oh so it was all very exciting publishing my first post. Very exciting.
Think only one person read it.
I kept asking Will if he had read it.
Don't even think my twat monitor read it.
If anyone did they would have picked up that I wrote "I should make my bog look pretty...".
That's just awkward!
It's not going to get me down. That's why I exercised before I wrote this. Let's see if changed anything. Probably not. Haha!
Have a lovely day
xx