awkward

Oh so it is all over, like that and BAM! And suddenly Christmas is over & you feel empty & poor & slightly cheated because kids always get more presents than you.

Please note: I did not get a bike. I would like a new bike. A shiny one with a big lovely basket.

New years is the next thing. I brought sparklers. We will be asleep by 11. Party. Party hard.

More exciting news though! My sister is over! Yay!

Kisses are scaring the baby

Peace! Yes really.

Wills surfing. The kids are still asleep. I'm sitting in the sun enjoy my coffee in peace. My last bit of peace before the craziness that is Christmas.
Whose idea was it to go to Albany?! Ha!
Merry Christmas

Presents.

I keep wanting to post about all the handmade presents I have made. I can't yet though. People might read it. Ok who am I kidding no one reads this.
I don't know if it will be wrong if I buy Will a present instead of making one. It kind of goes against the whole handmade Christmas thing.
But I think it's different because obviously we live together & he's whole life is already full on my baking & sewing & thrifting & my "its so cute!!" in my shrill high pitched voice. I think he deserves something made by a professional!
I finished the last of sewing yesterday & it felt so good knowing I am nearly finished!!
Yay!!

jam jam jam jam jam

The jam making begins today. Do you know how expensive strawberries are? I'm so glad I'm doing a mix fruit one because ONE KILO OF STRAWBERRIES WAS GOING TO BE $14!! I kid you not. I could just buy my own jam. Saying that I do think it is going to be cheaper to buy jam than make it but it's so fricken cute!! And exciting!! I even made labels. I'm even going to wear my apron!!
Yay to a handmade Christmas!!
I was such a sweet girl I even told Will not to buy me another present. Maybe just a bottle of vodka. He was going to buy me perfume or lingerie. He is just so sweet.
Oh it seems were both sweet.
Other than that i got burnt at the park & glued dinosaurs to bags.
James saw Santa but didn't want to sit on his knee. It was the most awkward Santa encounter ever. I said "That Santa sucked" and the realized there is only one Santa & I said 'that Santa' but James didn't even notice because he had a lolly!
Seasons greetings oh yeah!! X

ITS GETTING CLOSER

I have 24 hours to find bottles to bottle 7 litres of ginger beer. It just ain't going to happen.
I really thought I had enough.
In other news, Will finally joined up to my blog. What a champ.
And I'm a little stressed about Christmas. I made a doll for a friends girl & I think it's ugly. IT HAS NO NECK!! What do I do? I'm thinking of cutting it open so the poor thing has a head & a body not a headbody. Poor dolly.
Yay for drama!!

a broken heart

Bit peeved my 'friends' have not signed up to my blog. Whatever. It's cool. I'm not sad.
Yes I am. The bitches.
It takes two seconds to join & hello there is even the option to get it in email form.
It's ok I will survive. I will blog forth to my super awesome audience.
Other than my heart feeling like it's being crushed into a hearty bloody pulp of loneliness - there is so much lightning tonight. It's really pretty & calming though it is meant to be summer.
Ok my broken heart & I are off too bed. It's been a long day (week) (year).
x

Ho ho ho ho etc bla

Is everyone getting into the holiday spirit?
Sorry Christmas spirit!! I don't know if you have noticed all those stupid status updates on fb about holiday greetings & how 'someone' is trying to turn the Christmas season into holiday or something?
I just deleted the people who posted it. Pretty sure Christmas is not what it use to be.
Pretty sure Santa was made up by coca cola & his suit was green.
This is not the point of my post. The point is I delete people off fb if they annoy me.
No it's not that as well.
Are you ready for Christmas? I am making ginger beer from scratch & I don't think it will be ready. 14 liters of ginger beer!!! It's going to be awesome. I use to drink it all the time when I was pregnant with Amelia. I have never made it before but apparently my dad use to make it all the time.
So two weeks to go & I've nearly finished this home made crap I committed too. Got a bit sidetracked an made 4 owls.
Yep obsessed. Start making jam & relish this week. Gosh am I 27 or 87?
Now I am rambling.
Let the jam making begin! Hooray!!
Seasons greetings oh yeah x

I am back.....

I have not been able to post for awhile now. Which yes I know it is sad. It is OK. Things will get better I will post more.
Just looking at my stats. Freaks me out a little. I seem to have a few people from Russia interested. Is that normal? I do not know.
I have had a sick bambino & busy making presents for Christmas. I mean making from scratch because I am a freak & I thought it would be a swell idea to have a handmade Christmas.
Well now I am busy as anything. Used so much thread. There is thread everywhere. It would have been easier (AND SO MUCH MORE QUICKER) to buy presents. Oh well.
So I will get in the swing of things. Make my page more pretty. Add some buttons. Stuff like that.

Maybe.

Gumby is god(like)

Just putting it out there.
The DVD box set is reallllllly expensive. I knew I should have held on to my VHS copy of Gumby. Not that we own a VHS. Does anyone own one? What is a VHS?
Thankfully I did keep my little Gumby figurine.
James & I brought some rainbow shiney balls for the Xmas tree yesterday. So we had to put up the tree because he was so excited!
Then we remembered the star was broken. I was going to use a toy shark but I didn't want to create bad shark vibes. I did spear it though. Ooops.

Then I remembered Gumby sitting next to our cd player with his little hand up in the air waiting patiently for me to run past & give him high fives. Gumby saved the day!

A RAAAAAAAA!! Christmas

The first Christmas argument was yesterday. Good times.
Long story short, we are going away for Christmas next year, just the four of us.
We should have done it this year.
Christmas is awesome till someone says something they really should have thought about before they starting going bla bla bla.
Bla bla bla, on a happier note I made a Xmas wreath. What is Xmas without some dinosaurs? Nothing that's what.
It's not even December yet!
Though Elf was on tv last night & that is the best (Xmas) movie ever.

My first post recap

Oh so it was all very exciting publishing my first post. Very exciting.
Think only one person read it.
I kept asking Will if he had read it.
Don't even think my twat monitor read it.
If anyone did they would have picked up that I wrote "I should make my bog look pretty...".
That's just awkward!
It's not going to get me down. That's why I exercised before I wrote this. Let's see if changed anything. Probably not. Haha!
Have a lovely day
xx

I really should be exercising....

I should be. Both kids are asleep and I though my gosh I should make my bog look pretty and actually post something.

I have been reading so many interesting blogs at the moment I feel I don't need to speak to people in 'real' life.
Oh yeah there goes a hermit.
But I still speak to people ok - even though right now I am typing alone in the dark.
The point of this story is I was so inspired I got off my butt and hopefully I will inspire someone? Or at least my sister will read it?
Hopefully if I become to twatty you will tell me. Or if I speak about the kids too much. Or how much I hate mothers who hang in shopping centres. You will tell me won't you? I hope so, Kate! Hehe!
Ok, going to enjoy the silence because I probably only have ten more minutes!
YAY for writing crap so strangers can read it! This is awesome!
xx