Stupid people

Am I getting more cynical or are people just getting more stupid?
This is a real question. I am really disliking everything & everyone. Seriously. Everyone is just erm, just so stupid.
Have all these people always been stupid or have I just realized it today? Is it the heat wave that is making everyone stupid? The hottest 100 countdown? The public holiday?
All I know for sure is its Australia Day & I encountered no racism so yay.
Still this issue of stupidity is still around. Maybe it will go away tomorrow. We can only hope so or I will be deleting my Facebook (again).

Bub bye meat

I have decided to be a vegetarian for (drum roll please) ONE WHOLE MONTH!! Oh yes.
I use to be one (more than once) but this is the first time I will do it with kids & a man. Though the man use to be a vegetarian as well. I told him he couldn't do it. Only because I think the kids still need meat & I'm not cooking meat for kids because that is weird!!
This is day two & I wrote the shopping list today & it was alright juggling meals. I will just substitute meat for me. Saying that we do eat quite a few vego meals anyway.
Such hippies.
I've also cut out my (twice) daily nespresso. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!!! I don't know!
Healthy mumma. Maybe. Hopefully we get there. I just like how I am feeling at the moment.
Anyway I just went for a run near the beach with the kids. Hello twat. Yes I said it.
Ta ta

Browsing Always Inspires....sometimes

I have not sewen since handmade Christmas. I had enough of my sewing machine so I really enjoyed the break.
I need to start again though.
I was going to make Amelia some ruffle pants because I am sick of seeing her bloody nappy all the time. It's hot & the bambino does not take the heat well so she is always in her nappy & a singlet. Unless we are out. I couldn't do that to the kid. Though saying that I did see a woman last week at Target with her newborn just in a nappy. It looked weird because she was in the clothes section & it seemed as if she was buying her naked bambino clothes. Or hopefully at least a singlet maybe? Whatever, each to their own.

Anyway so I though I wont need a pattern to make the pants & then I was like wow how cool would it be to make some felt mushroom cushions. So cute. Then I was looking on the internet as I am trying to avoid the whole family because everyone is tired & grumpy, & I stumbled on this totally awesome pillow!

I will only be making one though!!

I really need to make this now! Well not now because I am typing. You know what I mean.

So I must dash while half the family is sleeping & the other half is pestering me to go on the Playschool website. Which I must admit is really good.
Ta ta

Things missing in my life

In memory of my missing Best Coast cd. I hope one day we will be reunited again...xx

Letters

Dear users of Facebook,

I do not care what you are having for dinner.
I do not need to know where you are.
I do not think doing secret 'don't tell men' status quizzes are helping breast cancer awareness.
I don't care if your 'little angel' is asleep.
Please no lol or rofl - I don't even know what rofl means?!!
No kissy kissy faces please.
No boobs in my face & please please please guys keep your shirts on. Please.
Last but not least, do not befriend me if you don't know who I am. There is a reason I have under 100 friends.
I know it's addictive. I know it gives dickheads a voice. It also reunites & connects family & friends so little yay for that.
But I swear if you update your status professing your love to your adorable children.....I will delete you.

Yours sincerely,
Dani

Decisions

So after the realization that I don't even want a small wedding but rather a smaller wedding, I feel so much better.
Maximum 22 guests. On the beach then at a pub or brewery. Down south. I want it relaxed & private. Like us. I
Yay!! Anyway already found my dress. It's time to skinny down. Urg.

Wedding marriage

I know I promised a catch up. Things I will need to write about include homemade Xmas, proposal & the realization that I'm too old & cool for music festivals BUT I am so confused at the moment.
Weddings.
Why do we have them?
Why do I want to spend so much money on one day?
I want to marry Will. Not spend $5 grand on food.
I don't want politics about groomsmen & bridesmaids.
Don't even get me started on bucks dos & hens nights. That deserves its own post!!
Guests list drama. People you kind of have to invite because you know you have to. Gay. It's all G A Y.
I just want to marry Will. I dont want to find a good photographer or a nice celebrant or find the perfect venue.
Someone please tell me why do we have to go through all this trouble? Even small weddings have these problems.
Then I think we should elope but people might get sad but then the wedding is for us. It's our wedding. Me becoming a Hammond.
It's our love & we've always being private. I'm not a show pony (hence having a small intimate wedding) but I think I don't even want that.
Why do we have weddings? To celebrate our love for one another in front of everyone else? Everyone already knows that we love each other.
Yes I agree it's exciting getting all beautiful & wearing lovely clothes. Walking down the aisle with my dad & I will probably cry when I see Will standing there. It will be awesome getting drunk with everyone I love. I can't even remember the last time my favorite ladies we're all in the same room together.
So yes. Confused. Too many questions. Is it just me being difficult? Probably.

Catch up....one day maybe

I am buggered. With a capital B. I really should have typed Buggered. Oh well. I drank too much & well that's it. More importantly I GOT ENGAGED!!
See my title does not lie. So much has happened but obviously the most important thing is I AM GETTING MARRIED!! So when I don't feel like death I will one day maybe tell you all this exciting goodness that has been happening!
Oh hooray!! x